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Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.

Drink Til I Look Better

See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me.

Need Money For Alcohol Research

Don't Want Me, Yet? Have Another Drink.

I have a lot of influence. I drive under it mostly.

Finish Your Beer. There are sober people in India.

Love the Limelight. And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...

Beer, It Does A Belly Good!

Sobriety is a curable condition.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder

"Country music is three chords and the truth." - Harlan Howard

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." - Mark Twain

"Composers shouldn't think too much - it interferes with their plagiarism." - Howard Dietz